A watercoloured dream; sharp witted, silver tongued, fiery haired.

Hello, curious one. You're right where you need to be; shall we get better acquainted?

I'm Florence. A fae force of nature who very much intends to hold you under her spell. I travel often and find it hard to lay down roots for good in any one place, but right now I've made my home in Meanjin (Brisbane). My muses are science, art, and activism, and they lead my life down a twisting overgrown garden path where maybe I just might meet someone like you, half concealed behind some wandering vine covered in passionflowers. What caught your eye? Was it the ruby cascade of my hair? Was it the blue and green watercoloured art on my skin? Was it the hint of a cheeky smile topped with ice blue eyes?

I'm a small town girl who has learned how to thrive in the city, collecting hobbies and library books and café loyalty cards to squirrel away for a rainy day (or one that may see me with no change for a hot drink). I enjoy surprises and quirky dates; I'm just as at home in a pottery class or climbing gym as I am at the theatre or Michelin starred restaurant.

I seek out lovers who are cerebral and interesting, favouring lasting connections over brief trysts, and curate my client list accordingly. Attraction, to me, is about far more than the visual; when you blindfold a person, their other senses heighten - why waste your time with vision alone? Connection, authenticity, and kindness are crucial to an encounter. You will find that I am an enthusiastic and eager partner, and I enjoy putting things other than tattoo needles inside myself.

You will find me travelling along the east coast frequently, but I can be tempted to wander further afield with an intriguing (and commensurate) offer. My passport is prepared, should the pandemic be willing to ease just enough to indulge any international lovers.

I have learned to adore myself through this pursuit, and through that to adore your company. Art is meant to be appreciated up close, to be participated in and interacted with. Let me be your painted paramour.

Quick Facts


Pineapple: on pizza
Cat or dog: dog, if I must choose
Favourite dinosaur: oviraptor
Sandwiches: crust on
Favourite author: Terry Pratchett
Most desired dinner guest: also Terry Pratchett, and Paul Stamets should also attend
Dumbest injury: fell off an electric scooter while drunk, there’s a scar
Eldest, middle, or youngest child: firstborn
Special skills: I can sing, good at tripping over things, amazing flexibility
Favourite snack: soft, blue cheese and crackers or chocolate
Musicians: Florence Welch (of course), Muse, London Grammar, Bach

In Brief…


Age: 30
Birthday: 19th September
Height: 5’6”/168cm
Hair: Red
Eyes: Blue
Dress size: 8 or small
Shoe size: 37 EU/7 AU
Ethnicity: Caucasian

University educated, COVID vaccinated, chionophile and bibliophile.


Testimonials

Sample of a review: "A fountain of knowledge with a comforting demeanour..."
Review sample: "She made me feel like a normal person..."
Review sample: "She always makes me think of a young Audrey Hepburn"
Review sample: "Her photos don't prepare you for how amazing she is in the flesh"
Review sample: "She has an amazing ability to put you at ease..."
Review sample: "She is smart, sexy, and smoking"
Review sample: "Our two hour date seemed too short"
Review sample: "Our time in the bedroom was passionate and fun"